Things you've never dreamed of

I turned 30 last month. I’ve been freaking out about turning 30 almost all of last year but it wasn’t too bad really.

Here are the good bits:

• Spent most of my birthday week drunk or hungover or both
• Birthday dinner at Marque (post on this coming, I swear)
• Second birthday dinner at Flying Fajita Sistas, where I forgot to take photos
• Bought the 15th anniversary K boxset as a present for myself
• People giving me lots and lots of booze as gifts

The bad bits:

• I’m 30
• “It’s all downhill from here!” type comments
• Confusion re wardrobe. Should I get rid of my young people clothes now?
• Noticeably slower metabolism
• Anxiety around mortality etc

Is this where I clean up my act and be a proper grown up?